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Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one of them has to take a dump. "Go in the bushes," says the other hunter. "But what'll I use to wipe with?" "Use a dollar bill. That's what I do." So the other hunter goes into the bushes, and comes back with crap all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill so I used four quarters."



About author

A few words about me...

Name:
  Josef Zizka
Hometown:
  I was born and bred in Frydek-Mistek which is situated near Ostrava and the Czech-Slovak-Polish borders. Click here to see the map.
University:
  Brno University of Technology.
My interests:
  I'm into sports (soccer, biking, hiking). I'm a keen organist and fully agree with "the pipe organ - the king of instruments".
Music to my ears:
  classical music
Favorite Composers:
  J. S. Bach, Max Reger, Louis Vierne, Petr Eben, Sowerby, Buxtehude, Franck, Young and Plansky
„Na světě je zavedeno, že spousta hloupých si hraje na chytré. Z chytrých, kterých je na světě nedostatek, jen ti nejchytřejší si hrají na hloupé.“ Jan Werich