Keep smiling
Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one of them has to take a dump. "Go in the bushes," says the other hunter. "But what'll I use to wipe with?" "Use a dollar bill. That's what I do." So the other hunter goes into the bushes, and comes back with crap all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill so I used four quarters."
About author
A few words about me...
Name:
Josef Zizka
Hometown:
I was born and bred in Frydek-Mistek which is situated near Ostrava and the Czech-Slovak-Polish borders. Click here to see the map.
University:
Brno University of Technology.
My interests:
I'm into sports (soccer, biking, hiking). I'm a keen organist and fully agree with "the pipe organ - the king of instruments".
Music to my ears:
classical music
Favorite Composers:
J. S. Bach, Max Reger, Louis Vierne, Petr Eben, Sowerby, Buxtehude, Franck, Young and Plansky