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Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes. His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"



About author

A few words about me...

Name:
  Josef Zizka
Hometown:
  I was born and bred in Frydek-Mistek which is situated near Ostrava and the Czech-Slovak-Polish borders. Click here to see the map.
University:
  Brno University of Technology.
My interests:
  I'm into sports (soccer, biking, hiking). I'm a keen organist and fully agree with "the pipe organ - the king of instruments".
Music to my ears:
  classical music
Favorite Composers:
  J. S. Bach, Max Reger, Louis Vierne, Petr Eben, Sowerby, Buxtehude, Franck, Young and Plansky